Because this ship sails itself.

23rd July 2014

Post reblogged from Things that have no relevance. with 21,142 notes

prongsmydeer:

Omg, I want a love story in which my best friend calls me a racial slur and then proceeds to join a terrorist group based on killing people of my heritage and then accidentally endangers me and tries to bargain the lives of my child and the man I love away in exchange for me like some creepy bartering system and in causing my death decides to protect my son out of guilt but really spends his entire childhood being an asshole to him - OH WAIT, NO I DON’T. 

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23rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from The official aurorus with 53,473 notes

zhouetic:

Plant Boy series by scythelliot

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23rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Sarcastically I'm In Charge with 103,083 notes

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

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23rd July 2014

Post reblogged from My Life in Blog Posts with 325,664 notes

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

image

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

Source: skankplissken

23rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from fire walk with me with 4,003 notes

23rd July 2014

Chat reblogged from President Of Absolute Garbage with 101,556 notes

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

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22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Reality? Pfft, How Mundane. with 18,855 notes

richxsoul:

Sad how accurate this is

richxsoul:

Sad how accurate this is

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22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Reality? Pfft, How Mundane. with 57,257 notes

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Source: pyramidslayer

22nd July 2014

Post reblogged from Reality? Pfft, How Mundane. with 1,205 notes

captainofalltheships:

bucky barnes regains all his memories 

he hunts down tony, jaw clenched and veins popping and everybody gets really worried until he starts screaming

WHERE IS MY FLYING CAR MOTHERFUCKER

Source: captainofalltheships

22nd July 2014

Link reblogged from A person who's trying to do both with 10,197 notes

http://iceomseonixt.tumblr.com/post/92556229637/modern-day-shakespeare-adaptions-that-should →

modern day shakespeare adaptions that should exist

  • southern gothic macbeth. the bloody, brutal themes of the play in the suffocating atmosphere of the genre. the imagery of lady macbeth’s hands dripping with blood! the witches! macbeth’s madness when he believes the swamp has actually come to…

Source: colfield

22nd July 2014

Post reblogged from We're all Stories in the End with 7,373 notes

caspheme:

no matter how au the au, it’s always

hello, dean.

Source: caspheme

22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from A person who's trying to do both with 151,078 notes

voldesnorts:

harlequin-dreams:

womxxn:

We went to this burger place for lunch (turned out to be a drag bar which was shitty in other ways) but the walls were papered with rolling stones covers and it just really becomes obvious when you see lots of magazine covers next to each other that men are treated as people and women are treated as objects.

THIS PROVES MY POINT SO HARD IT SMASHES YOU IN THE TEETH

GOSH DARN IT I HOPE YOU FEEL THE SLAP IN YOUR FACE

Source: womxxn

22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from We're all Stories in the End with 46,259 notes

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22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Lost in my Wonderland with 198,894 notes

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

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22nd July 2014

Post reblogged from the random things of Allison with 7,633 notes

nayomiejade:

voldemo:

I dont understand why, for a girl to be considered badass and strong in movies and books, she has to be tomboyish, not wear makeup and not like girly things?

Girls should be allowed to put on lipstick and flowery dresses then conquer the world by crushing the necks of their enemies under their 6 inch heels

Y’all need Buffy.

Source: voldemo